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A PIRATE WALKS INTO A SPORTS BAR...

Mar 8, 2013
Article #215
Author: Mel Jones


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says,

"Hey, I haven't seen you in years. What happened to you? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate,

"I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained,

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

 

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, that" Said the pirate  "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."

"You're kidding. You shouldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."

"Yes I know, but it was my first day with the hook."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

We at SellingRestaurants feel obligated to educate the public, our customers and our clients with information that can help them make more intelligent buying and selling decisions. 

Mel Jones is one of the premier restaurant brokers in the nation having published hundreds of articles on buying and selling a restaurant and bar business, selling thousands of restaurants in CA., WA and AZ and building one of the most copied business models in the brokerage industry.  Mel started SellingRestaurants in 2004 with the one simple concept, give the buyers the information they need to make intelligent buying decisions without being pestered by a broker or hiding information, prepare the business for market by researching key details that make or break deals and educate the buyer on the buying process to create an intelligent buyer.  Prior to SellingRestaurants, Mel was a Chief Financial Officer for Universal Music Group, the largest music company in the world.  There he participated in more than $11.5 billion of merger and acquisition transactions.  He also work for top companies such as Nestle Foods, USA. He hold a Bachelors in Business Administration Finance as well as attended Law School at Gonzaga University.  Give Mel a call at 480.274.7000.


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