HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband 

stalking flies with  a fly swatter.

'What  are you  doing?'

She asked.

'Hunting  Flies'  

He  responds.

'Oh!” 

“Kill any?'  

She  asked.

'Yep, 

3 males,

2 Females,'

he  replies.

Intrigued,  

she asked.  

'How  can you tell them  apart?'

He  responds,

“3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone.”

Mel Jones is one of the premier restaurant brokers in the nation having published hundreds of articles on buying and selling a restaurant and bar business, selling thousands of restaurants in CA., WA and AZ and building one of the most copied business models in the brokerage industry.  Mel started SellingRestaurants in 2004 with the one simple concept, give the buyers the information they need to make intelligent buying decisions without being pestered by a broker or hiding information, prepare the business for market by researching key details that make or break deals and educate the buyer on the buying process to create an intelligent buyer.  Prior to SellingRestaurants, Mel was a Chief Financial Officer for Universal Music Group, the largest music company in the world.  There he participated in more than $11.5 billion of merger and acquisition transactions.  He also work for top companies such as Nestle Foods, USA. He hold a Bachelors in Business Administration Finance as well as attened Law School at Gonzaga University.  Give Mel a call at 480.274.7000 or e-mail him at [email protected] if you have any questions. 

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