BOB GOES TO HELL
Article #219
Author: Peter S. Muffoletto, C.P.A.
Bob who was an engineer by trade passes away and reports to the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter checks his list and not seeing his name there immediately sends him to Hell.
It doesn't take long before the Bob becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.
He soon begins to design and build improvements.
Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, refrigerators, and escalators!
Needless to say, Bob is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says that there has been a mistake
but before saying so asks how are things going down there in Hell?
Satan replies,
Hey, things are going great!
We got an engineer here and he has installed air conditioning, flush toilets, refrigerators, and escalators.
And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.
What! God exclaims: That's a mistake, he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him back to me immediately!
Satan replies,
Not a chance!
I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!
God insists, Send him back or I'll sue!
Satan bursts out laughing and answers: Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?
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