Humor
New Word - IntaxicationWritten By: Peter S. Muffoletto, C.P.A.
Mar 15, 2013
A New Word to Add to Your Vocabulary...
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Bob Goes to HellWritten By: Peter S. Muffoletto, C.P.A.
Mar 11, 2013
Bob who was an engineer by trade passes away and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his list and not seeing his name there immediately sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the Bob becomes rather dissatisfied
with the level of comfort in Hell...
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Be a Dog!Written By: Mel Jones
Mar 10, 2013
Trying to forget the past and only focus on the present is a challenge for most. Everytime I think about this concept I'm reminded by a story that I'd like to share. Imagine putting your spouse or partner into the trunk of a car along with your dog...
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How is Your Day Going? You Been to a Bar Lately?Written By: Mel Jones
Mar 8, 2013
Paul was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a big, trouble-making biker full of tatoos and wearing a black leather jacket swaggers in and steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says, "Thanks, whatcha going to do about it?"
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A Pirate Walks into a Sports Bar...Written By: Mel Jones
Mar 8, 2013
"We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook?
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Golden SaloonWritten By: Mel Jones
Mar 1, 2013
Golden Saloon
Sunil comes home completely drunk one night.
He lurches through the door
and is met by his scowling wife,
who is most definitely not happy.
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Olympic BloopersWritten By: Mel Jones
Mar 1, 2013
We all saw the fabulous opening and closing ceremonies,
We were able to watch world class competition,
We enjoyed the best the world has to offer in regards to athletes.
What some of us missed were some of the extraordinary news coverage,
some of which follows:
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HUMOR - AMISH ELEVATORWritten By: Muffoletto & Company
Mar 2, 2011
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a large shopping mall for their first time at any mall.
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GOLF GAME WITH MOSES AND JESUSWritten By: Mel Jones
Nov 15, 2012
Moses and Jesus were playing golf and they had a third wheel playing with them. Moses walks to the tee box - and being that's he a bit old swung and hit the ball...
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Cell Phone EtiquetteWritten By: Mel Jones
Dec 12, 2012
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station...
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SELLINGRESTAURANTS GOES MOBILE!Written By: Mel Jones
Jan 17, 2013
SellingRestaurants becomes the first full service brokerage company to develop a mobile website for the convenience of its clientele.
"It is clear that our society is becoming more and more reliant on mobile devises to access the internet and surf the worl-wide-web looking to buy a business. At SelingRestaurants...
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WHERE WHITE MAN WENT WRONGWritten By: Unknown
Feb 3, 2013
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. gov't official "you have observed white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advance. You've seen his progress and the damage he's done."
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GAY MARRIAGE AND MARIJUANAWritten By: Unknown
Feb 3, 2013
Gay marriage and marijuana were both legalized on the same day last week in some States.
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THE OUTDOORSMAN!Written By: Peter S. Muffoletto, C.P.A.
Feb 4, 2013
During my annual physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical weekend day this way:
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EVERY DAY IN THE LIFE OF A RESTAURANT BROKER...Written By: Chuck Machado
Aug 13, 2012
This deal has gotten hairier and hairier by the day. Now I want you to know that in the beginning, the buyers HAD TO sign the purchase contract on the Koran. Ok? I kid you not. Every sheet of paper, signed three times had to be placed on the book.
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THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR...Written By: John Maxwell
Aug 27, 2012
Great communicators are not all cut from the same cloth. But they all share the ability to connect. That does not develop by accident. You cannot expect to succeed through dumb luck, as did the leader of a wagon train of pioneers that was heading across the Western Plains.
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CELL PHONE RANSOM - SOMEONE OUGHT TO DO A REALITY SHOW ON RESTAURANT BROKERS!Written By: Mel Jones
Mar 15, 2012
Today I met a client in Mid-Town. If you know mid-town Sacramento, there are parking meters everywhere. So he had to pull some quarters out of his pocket and in doing so he placed his cell phone on the top of the central time ticket machines. He forgot it.
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